'O pesce fete d'â capa

When something goes wrong, the blame always starts with whoever’s in charge.

Punctuality and hypocrisy at the office

In an office where I once worked nobody kept to the schedule, and the director was always complaining about it. Then one day I saw him come in at eleven, newspaper under his arm, calmly saying hello to everyone. That afternoon he held a meeting on punctuality. A colleague next to me looked at the clock, then at the door, then at the clock again, and said nothing.